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HI FANS! I have no fans. I don't make flash either... Ah... I'm here just to rate, no? I saw I could post something, and well, here I am. I would love to learn the art/science of making flash, because I have SO much I would put out. A lot of random stuff, too. Even worse than Robot Chicken( I mean this in a good way). Can someone send me a picture of a Tankman without the words "No picture" on it? I like Tankmen, buuuut I want a picture of them without them saying I don't have a picture. If that makes any sense. Here's a joke so this post won't look dry. And Dr.Rockso. I DO COCAINE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Surprise Package
A man was drinking in a bar when he noticed this beautiful young lady sitting next to him. "Hello there," says the man, "and what is your name?"
"Hello," giggles the woman, "I'm Stacey. What's yours?"
"I'm Jim."
"Jim, do you want to come over to my house tonight? I mean, right now??"
"Sure!" replies Jim, "Let's go!"
So Stacey takes Jim to her house and takes him to her room. Jim sits down on the bed and notices a picture of a man on Stacey's desk. "Stacey, I noticed the picture of a man on your desk," Jim says.
"Yes? And what about it?" asks Stacey.
"Is it your brother?"
"No, it isn't, Jim!" Stacey giggles. Jim's eyes widen, suspecting that it might be Stacey's husband.
When he finally asks, "Is it your husband?"
Stacey giggles even more, "No, silly!" Jim was relieved.
"Then, it must be your boyfriend!"
Stacey giggles even more while nibbling on Jim's ear. She says, "No, silly!!"
"Then, who is it?" Jim asks.
Stacey replies, "That's me BEFORE my operation!!"
