Score: 4

"Kind of unenjorable"

submission: : Escort Mission :

date: December 28, 2009

Given that this flash's own merits are somewhat ubiquitous among Foamy toons, this one just seems kind of mediocre in comparison. The animation and sounds are pretty much the only redeeming qualities it has. The humor is kind of poor, and the morals touched on are perverted by the characters. It doesn't get the point across very well in this. I mean it does in a way; take escort missions for example, but this issue has been lambasted so hard by critics and gamers alike it's just a poor take on it.
The only real funny part to me was when Germaine commented on buying elastic clothing. It seems like she's the only one changing throughout the series. Oddly enough from all the weight she's gained, it all goes straight to her tits. I'm not sure if this is supposed to be fan service or disservice at this point. On one hand, Germaine 's boobs get bigger and she progressively becomes more and more dlutty as the series continues. On the other, she's getting fatter, has hair like an infant, wears terrible clothing, and seems to be getting uglier.
Perhaps my opinion on this flash is more subjective than anything, as it's clearly still getting showered with good ratings. Somebody must find this to be enjoyable. Meh.

Score: 7

"Simple"

submission: IN3RTIA

date: October 10, 2009

Before I get into the review I must ask this; what is the name of the music, who made it and where can I get it?

Now that my question is out of the way, the game is pretty straightforward and somewhat easy. It's got some trial and error elements in it, but it isn't bad. The only bug I've came across is when I land on a platform sometimes it makes the landing sound over and over really spastically. Also some platforms are too close together but only apart enough so you can get stuck in them and lose a life. These are somewhat uncommon occurances, but still.

I suggest a level maker. Perhaps power ups and so on, perhaps more types of control. I'd really like to influence my direction vertically somehow. ;/

Anyways, the sound is good, the gameplay is good (though it isn't without flaw), the level design is... Kind of good. I like to be able to get all of the little orb things but I guess I can't have everything.

Score: 7

"While not especially the best flash ever"

submission: Homemade VLC MP advert

date: August 22, 2009

The message is very true. VLC media player can play pretty much anything. My only complaint is it doesn't have anything to organize lists of media like other programs. Than again I haven't updated to the newest version that came out recently. Oh well.

My suggestions for this flash; make it longer, make it humorous, actually draw things out (tween if necessary), etc.

Score: 10

"Pretty solid"

submission: Misty Day

date: June 1, 2009

It loops fantastic. I'm surprised its not in a flash submission. Good job on the panning too (I'm using headphones); I always like it when people get creative with it. For example, the vocal work in Metallica's black album, or 'Domination' by Pantera.

The drum samples are a wonderful break from the stereotypical, monotonous 4/4 bass loop every song and it's mother has on NG. I only have one suggestion to make it "perfect", but it's rather difficult to put into words.

Good job, and hopefully I'm not reviewing a demo of a full song you've already got up and you've forgotten about this one. x.x

Score: 10

"Epic"

submission: Tricky's Song

date: January 18, 2009

The best song evar from castle crashers, aside from the boppin' bass beat when you see bosses. Now if only somebody used this song in a new tricky flash....

Score: 10

"Push it10"

submission: What the?!...

date: November 29, 2008

Sounds like a good "panicky" type of song. You have sheet music for this by the way?