Score: 4

"Kind of unenjorable"

submission: : Escort Mission :

date: December 28, 2009

Given that this flash's own merits are somewhat ubiquitous among Foamy toons, this one just seems kind of mediocre in comparison. The animation and sounds are pretty much the only redeeming qualities it has. The humor is kind of poor, and the morals touched on are perverted by the characters. It doesn't get the point across very well in this. I mean it does in a way; take escort missions for example, but this issue has been lambasted so hard by critics and gamers alike it's just a poor take on it.
The only real funny part to me was when Germaine commented on buying elastic clothing. It seems like she's the only one changing throughout the series. Oddly enough from all the weight she's gained, it all goes straight to her tits. I'm not sure if this is supposed to be fan service or disservice at this point. On one hand, Germaine 's boobs get bigger and she progressively becomes more and more dlutty as the series continues. On the other, she's getting fatter, has hair like an infant, wears terrible clothing, and seems to be getting uglier.
Perhaps my opinion on this flash is more subjective than anything, as it's clearly still getting showered with good ratings. Somebody must find this to be enjoyable. Meh.

Score: 7

"Simple"

submission: IN3RTIA

date: October 10, 2009

Before I get into the review I must ask this; what is the name of the music, who made it and where can I get it?

Now that my question is out of the way, the game is pretty straightforward and somewhat easy. It's got some trial and error elements in it, but it isn't bad. The only bug I've came across is when I land on a platform sometimes it makes the landing sound over and over really spastically. Also some platforms are too close together but only apart enough so you can get stuck in them and lose a life. These are somewhat uncommon occurances, but still.

I suggest a level maker. Perhaps power ups and so on, perhaps more types of control. I'd really like to influence my direction vertically somehow. ;/

Anyways, the sound is good, the gameplay is good (though it isn't without flaw), the level design is... Kind of good. I like to be able to get all of the little orb things but I guess I can't have everything.

Score: 7

"While not especially the best flash ever"

submission: Homemade VLC MP advert

date: August 22, 2009

The message is very true. VLC media player can play pretty much anything. My only complaint is it doesn't have anything to organize lists of media like other programs. Than again I haven't updated to the newest version that came out recently. Oh well.

My suggestions for this flash; make it longer, make it humorous, actually draw things out (tween if necessary), etc.

Score: 6

"Mediocre"

submission: : Fat Idols :

date: August 1, 2009

Eh. Not much to say constructively about this one. However, I just noticed... Foamy blinks too much. I mean a LOT.

Score: 5

"Meh"

submission: Baby Baboon

date: June 2, 2009

So the song itself sounds like a stodgy rip from Surfin' Bird. This isn't so bad. Just.... Isn't so good either.

The animations was pretty good. Kind of pixelly in some parts, but that's forgivable. The entire flash is another tried and true weebl song loops. Just... Meh. Not much to it.
*sighs*

Score: 10

"THAT WAS THE HOTTEST THING EVER"

submission: Super Hentai Dressup XXX

date: June 1, 2009

I was amazed by that preloader. Wow. The song clip was so well placed and was very clever that I nearly ejaculated on myself before I played it.

When it comes to the dressup itself, wow. WOWOWOWOWOW. The detail in the female barney thing is incredible. The graphics are easily 10/0.

The sound has the "Clean Up" theme from barney. Very immersive. If I wasn't chronically masturbating in a dark room at my mom's house with the chance I might get caught, I wold have thought I was actually dressing Barnella up.

The gameplay is very intense. You can move different clothes that don't fit Barneylla (that dirty whore), a dildo with a hand grip, a goatse square, what looks like a milk bottle, and a white thing with a gold and brown thing on it. What most people don't realize is that you can actually click on Bernayll's tiny green genitals to make shim say a funny likkle thing. ITS SO ADORABLE! <3

BEST GAME EVER. WHY ISN'T THIS ON THE FRONT PAGE IN EVERY GAME/MOVIE SLOT IS BEYOND ME. In my opinion, this is the most underrated flash in the entire history of the universe and all of its siblings and that fucking bastard of a cousin galaxy. The graphics and sound are superb, and the gameplay is revolutionary, and its cool and I like- UHP. I came.
Anyways. I think this should be #1 in the best of all time. Thanks for reading. I love you. You love me. We're all a big happy family. With a great big hug, and a kiss from me to you, WON'T YOU SAY YOU LOVE ME TOO?!?1/

-sappy

Score: 6

"So I was"

submission: Zelda: Links Backyard

date: April 3, 2009

I was playing along. And one of the information boxes came along about this shaking "Freak" and it told me to kill him. Being the nice guy I am, I refused because he didn't do anything wrong. So I just walked past him. After unlocking the doors, I met his brothers, who revealed his name to be "Freaking-Junior". They apparently believed I had killed Junior, which I didn't, and since the path I came from had Junior in their direct field of vision, they should have known I had not.

Clearly this was a very opportune time for a non-violent conflict resolution, and also a non linear story with both choices for good and evil. Killing Junior being evil of course. Link's Backyard had failed to do both; so I quit playing. Such a shameful plothole and absence of game elements is inexcusable.

Score: 5

"I would have given it a 10"

submission: Cpt.Falcon Hyes

date: January 20, 2009

If you had Captain Falcon wtfpwning Pimple. Apparently his masculinity still can't properly be displayed through flash, so the rating get's cut in half.

Score: 6

"Good for the most part"

submission: Weather Man

date: January 13, 2009

Everything was alright. But violence isn't substance.

Score: 10

"Wow"

submission: Stamper N' Johnny

date: January 11, 2009

Now, that. Was epic. Best non-geometrical shape geometrical shape flash so far. Good work. o.o

(I wonder what stamper and johny think?)